Parsing Akkadian Verbs in Prolog was presented at the workshop on Semitic Languages at the Association for Computational Linguistics 2002 conference in Philadelphia, PA on July 11, 2002. The paper available here will be published in the proceedings of that conference and should be cited as such. The slides from the presentation are available. There is one slight addition, the image on the first page is from The WeeklyWeek 7-30-98. The WeeklyWeek may be dead, but the web-page remains!