So here I am, in the year 2048, and let me tell you that nobody could have guessed how crazy everything has turned out to be! I don’t even know where to begin so I will just start.

First off, remember Bill Gates??? Well he is not just the head of Microsoft now but he has taken over everything! He got so much money back in the 1990s that one day he just decided to buy America!!! Now everything is written like Microsoft stuff, like America is called ‘America2048,’ but everything crashes all the time like Windows because Windows sux.

So Bill Gates is in charge of everything and guess who he’s married to? Monica Lewinsky!!! Once he was in power she went up to him and like wanted to suck him off because he was in charge. But they fell in love and now their married!!

Bill and Monica are opposed by Michael Jordan, whose now President. When they asked him how did you get to be president he said “when I was doing ads for Nike I used to say ‘just do it’ and so now I went and did it!!!’” Michael picked Dennis Rodman as Vice President so now we have a Vice President who dies his hair and dresses like a woman! let me tell you the White House is now As Bad as it Wants to Be!!!!

Anyway enough about politics. I should tell you about all the other stuff that’s going on, like in movies. Leonardo DiCaprio was just in his 26th movie — even though now he’s totally ugly! I guess that way back in 1998 nobody would have guessed that Leonardo would one day be ugly but its true!!! Right after ‘Titanic’ he was in a big boat accident that like tore half his face off! And Jerry Seinfeld is still doing the Seinfeld show. Back in 1998 they thought that it was going off the air but NBC made it stay on because the last episode sucked so much!!

Lots of other stuff is different too. Like remember Viagra??? Well they made a super powerful version that lasts all day! Now everybodys got a big boner all the time!!! And Playboy magazine has gone totally interactive, so like you read it on the internet, but when your reading it you think girls are sucking you off, Because they are! YEAH!!!

So anyway I think you can tell that living in 2048 totally rocks! Theres no way that somebody in 1998 would be able to guess how fucked up it would be — fucked up funny!!!