letters from teens are re-routed to bullies at their own schools
To the reader: Beth is on vacation. In her absence, the letters she has received from teens have been re-routed to bullies at the teens own schools. Beth will be back next week.
I really like this girl in my geometry class, but my grade in geometry is slipping because she is my all-consuming thought whenever were in class! My parents say if I dont get good grades, theyll be very disappointed.
I really want to talk to this girl, but I just dont have the courage. What should I do?
Your ass is mine, pony boy! Oh wahhh wahhhhhhh! Girlie dont notice me. Girlie dont like me! Ill get her to notice you all right. Ill kick your sorry little preppy ass up around your head. Youll show up for geometry, whatever the hell that is, wearing your ass as a hat! Everyone will notice you then.
Im gonna ask around and find out who that girl is, and then Im gonna tell her what your grade school pal told me. About somebody I know who wets the bed. Betcha shell like you lots.
What is French kissing? My friend says that it is when you put your tongue in a boys mouth or the boy puts his tongue in your mouth. Is this true? If so then I think it is really gross. I wouldnt want some boys tongue in my mouth.
Curious in CA
Dear Curious in CA,
I cant believe youre so stupid. Everybody in our grade has frenched before. Even Jenna Thacker, and she has those big braces that go around behind her neck. Not that it surprises me. I dont know why anyone would want to put their tongue in your mouth anyway, you fat sow.
The kids in school tease me because I have a cleft palate. My name is Victor, but when I say my name it comes out like "Nyick-nyer." The bullies are always yelling "Nyick-nyer" at me to make fun of me. Theres nothing I can do about the way I talk, but they still tease me. They think I am a lesser person because I have a speech impediment. Why are kids so mean?
Haunted in Harrisburg
Dear Haunted in Harrisburg,
Nyick-nyer! Nyiiiiiiick-nyer! Hey Nyick-nyer, I think your moms calling you! Oh, dont you understand? Ill say it like you would, Nyick-nyer. Nyor nyoms nyalling nyou. Ha ha! Learn to talk right, you retard.