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Volume II, Number 6
HAND' RESCUES BABY
Witnesses say The Invisible Hand was responsible for last Wednesday's rescue of 1-year-old
Sally Fairfield, who had crawled out the fourth-story window of her familys Back Bay
apartment and was plummeting to certain death.
New company enters
Entering the fray of long-distance service providers, Digitel has introduced its own
convenient long-distance dialing code.
call wildcat strike
all 26 uppercase letters walked off the alphabet early this morning.
UK searches for poet
All over Great Britain, poets are limbering up their pens and sharpening
their switchblades as Parliament debates how the new poet laureate should be selected.
wins adjusted bee
James Lowalski of Boston became the nations first adjusted spelling bee champion
yesterday. Under the rules of the event, children of dissimilar native intelligence are
asked to spell words of relative difficulty.
Charlotte, NC selected
as official site of 2004 Apocalypse
Canada, Ghana sign
Comedian sets dubious
record in Southeast
letters from teens are re-routed to bullies at their own schools