NBC Saturdays, 8 p.m.
In this zanily mind-bending, time-traveling sitcom, three Puritan colonists from the 17th
century find themselves reborn in the gorgeous bodies of wealthy Beverly Hills teenagers.
Christian Science ER
NBC Thursdays, 10 p.m.
Its the emergency room in one of Chicagos toughest neighborhoods, home to a
parade of gunshot wounds, car crashes and heart attacks. But all the doctors can do is
watch and pray.
The Poet and the Princess
NBC Mondays, 8 p.m.
Aging Nobel laureate poet Robert Pinsky (Robert Pinsky) learns the trials and treasures of
fatherhood when his sassy, streetwise adopted niece Shafriqua (Brandy) comes to stay.
Season Premiere: The night of the PEN banquet, Shafriqua crashes Uncle Bobs car
right into Helen Vendler!
ABC Wednesdays, 10 p.m.
International intrigue is on its way to Wednesday nights. Puerto Rican pop sensation
Chayanne stars as Rafael Frente: striker for the Argentinean national soccer squad by day,
undercover spy by night. ˇDios Mio!
Johnny Bigot, NYPD
CBS Thursdays, 10pm
Veteran cop Johnny Bigot uses his "instinctive sense for people" to sniff out
crooks in Brooklyns toughest precinct. Season Premiere: Johnnys suspicion
about a Puerto Rican youths "criminal nature" turns out to be well
CBS Thursdays, 8pm
The tale of Danson, Jill, Jacqueline and Pete, four randy teenagers who live along the
frothy and surging Nubile River. Season Premiere: Danson, Jacqueline and Jill engage in
wild three-way conversation about themselves, their emotions and their future.
A Nightmare on Jump Street
Fox Tuesdays, 9pm
From the producers of "Tales from the Crypt," its a horrific thrill ride
thatll keep you up all night with fear. Season Premiere: A sleeping high school
student is busted in his dream by an attractive undercover cop.
The Rockford X-Files
Fox Sundays, 8pm
James Garner and Gillian Anderson co-star as private investigators who uncover murders,
otherworldly phenomena and government conspiracies. Season Premiere: a hot-tempered
convict hires Rockford and Scully to find his missing girlfriend but doesnt
mention that hes really an extraterrestrial who has implanted a microchip in the
The Worlds Most Disturbing Poems
Fox Wednesdays, 8pm
The makers of "The Worlds Scariest Car Chases" and "The Worlds
Worst Shark Attacks" now have a new show to keep you on the edge of your seat. Live
from the Chelsea meat-packing district, Robert Stack moderates a poetry slam among New
York Citys most jarring and percussive beat poets.
Fox Fridays, 8pm
The true-to-life story of gorgeous young ambulance drivers in Beverly Hills most
exclusive zip code. Jason Priestly stars as the handsome young dispatcher whose father
(William Shatner) is the head EMT.
MTV Fridays, 9pm
Live from Genevas hottest dance club and sponsored by Switzerlands
hottest banks its a volatile mix of 80s R&B and misbegotten World
War II treasure. You wont be able to remain neutral when you see the gorgeous Nazi
MTV Mondays, 10 pm
From Baltimore comes a dance party sensation like no other. Beautiful GenXers trip out to
hypnotic techno overlaid with readings of Edgar Allen Poes prose and poetry.
Dancin with Yeltsin
MTV Saturdays, 11pm
Teetering Russian president Boris Yeltsin hosts this freestyle house party every Saturday
night. Season Premiere: Yeltsin makes a rambling speech dismissing his entire cabinet as
attractive Muscovites freak in the background.
The Credible Hulk
TNT Every day, 7:30pm
When hes angry, mild-mannered doctor David Banner (Bill Bixby) morphs into a
convincing, reliable and thoroughly trustworthy green monster (Lou Ferrigno).
The Most Dangerous Game Show
TNT Wednesdays, 4pm
Three contestants. Three Lügers. Three bullets. A dark thicket of remote Arkansas
wilderness. These are the only rules in the Most Dangerous Game Show, televisions
first on-camera human trophy hunt. Hosted by Wink Martindale.
Buffy the Slayer Roadie
WB Mondays, 9pm
Sarah Michelle Gellar stars as Buffy and Slayer co-stars as themselves in
the sexily scary saga of the heavy metal combos most recent Midwest tour. Season
Premiere: Buffy is mortified when the bands fifty-foot pentagram crashes to the
floor during a sound check.
WB Fridays, 10pm
Season Premiere: Sinclair and Garibaldi cruise the streets of Honolulu in search of perps.
Da Bomb Squad
UPN Tuesdays, 9pm
Sinbad and Martin Lawrence co-star as the craziest, funkiest, baddest explosives experts
in the whole FBI. Season Premiere: Vanessa Williams guest-stars as a separatist militia
terrorist that both the boys wanna get with.
Why Dont You Know?
Nickelodeon Mondays, 8pm
"Looks like youre trapped in the stupid net!" Thats the rallying cry
of Nickelodeons newest game show, where kids are asked the tough questions and
ridiculed for their inadequate answers.
Foreign Policy Improv
Comedy Central Fridays, 10pm
Bill Maher hosts as some of Americas funniest diplomats are put on the spot. Season
Premiere: Madeline Albright (Second City, ImprovAmerica) is thrown into a G-7 summit,
expected to set American foreign policy in a way that centers around the word
Gillettes Wild Kingdom
Nature Sundays, 6pm
Gillette tests their best-selling mens grooming products on some of the worlds
rarest animals. Season Premiere: Mach 3 razor on the coat a Bengal tiger; Cool Wave
aftershave in the eyes of an African gazelle.
What Hurts Monkeys the Most
Nature Fridays, 7pm
In a season-long experiment, scientists from Brisbanes Monkey Research Park explore
the various stimuli that cause monkeys pain.