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October 22, 1998
Volume II, Number 4

SNAKES ARE EVERYWHERE
Government officials, business leaders and members of the clergy all confirmed yesterday that snakes are everywhere.

Jimmie Walker arrested at Logan
1970s comedian and "Good Times" star Jimmie Walker was violently arrested at Logan Airport yesterday after exclaiming to an airline gate agent that he was "dy-no-mite!"

Bootyplasty helps local woman
Ellen Carmichael’s tiny ass had taken its toll on her self-image and self-esteem for nearly 23 years. But six months ago, on the recommendation of her boyfriend Richard, she underwent voluntary booty enhancement surgery.

The goat standard
Chemists use pH meters and light chromatography. Biologists huddle over cell stains and cultures. Physicists defer to graduate students. Every science has concrete techniques for extracting quantitative results from raw data or material. But for art and the humanities, these sorts of techniques have proved elusive.

An interview with Neil Rudenstine

Local news in brief

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