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October 22, 1998
Volume II, Number 4
SNAKES
ARE EVERYWHERE
Government officials, business leaders and members of the clergy all confirmed yesterday
that snakes are everywhere.
Jimmie Walker arrested
at Logan
1970s comedian and "Good Times" star Jimmie Walker was violently arrested at
Logan Airport yesterday after exclaiming to an airline gate agent that he was
"dy-no-mite!"
Bootyplasty helps
local woman
Ellen Carmichael’s tiny ass had taken its toll on her self-image and self-esteem for
nearly 23 years. But six months ago, on the recommendation of her boyfriend Richard, she
underwent voluntary booty enhancement surgery.
The goat standard
Chemists use pH meters and light chromatography. Biologists huddle over cell stains and
cultures. Physicists defer to graduate students. Every science has concrete techniques for
extracting quantitative results from raw data or material. But for art and the humanities,
these sorts of techniques have proved elusive.
